if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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