I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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