It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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