FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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