My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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