i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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