she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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