It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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