Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Text me some of your sweat
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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