he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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