He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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