I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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