Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Randomize
