Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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