Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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