Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'm like, not good at living.
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