Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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