Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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