Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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