If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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