do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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