A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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