he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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