Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I can't turn off my feet"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Randomize
