That's intense
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
