we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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