Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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