you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
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