it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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