Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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