I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
