you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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