Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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