We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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