I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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