Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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