Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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