You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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