I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
