she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
We need to get me chipped asap
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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