I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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