so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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