your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she looked like the before picture.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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