we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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