she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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