The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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