I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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