I must be too annoying 4 u.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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