On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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