so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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