you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Dick very happy bro
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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