I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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