just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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