i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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