I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
