Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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